And the nominees are...
Worst Picture:
Disaster Movie and Meet The Spartans
The Happening
The Hottie and The Nottie
In The Name of The King: A Dungeon Siege Tale
The Love Guru
Worst Actor:
Larry the Cable Guy - WITLESS PROTECTION
Eddie Murphy - MEET DAVE
Mike Myers - THE LOVE GURU
Al Pacino - 88 MINUTES and RIGHTEOUS KILL
Mark Wahlberg - THE HAPPENING and MAX PAYNE
Worst Actress:
Jessica Alba - THE EYE and THE LOVE GURU
The Cast of THE WOMEN (Annette Bening, Eva Mendes, Debra Messing, Jada Pinkett-Smith and Meg Ryan)
Cameron Diaz - WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS
Paris Hilton - THE HOTTIE AND THE NOTTIE
Kate Hudson - FOOLS’ GOLD and MY BEST FRIEND’S GIRL
Worst Supporting Actor:
Uwe Boll (as Himself) - Uwe Boll’s POSTAL
Pierce Brosnan - MAMMA MIA!
Ben Kingsley - THE LOVE GURU, WAR, INC. and THE WACKNESS
Burt Reynolds - DEAL and IN THE NAME OF THE KING: A DUNGEON SIEGE TALE
Verne Troyer - THE LOVE GURU and Uwe Boll’s POSTAL
Worst Supporting Actress:
Carmen Electra - DISASTER MOVIE and MEET THE SPARTANS
Paris Hilton - REPO: THE GENETIC OPERA
Kim Kardashian - DISASTER MOVIE
Jenny McCarthy - WITLESS PROTECTION
Leelee Sobieski - 88 MINUTES and IN THE NAME OF THE KING
Worst Screen Couple:
Uwe Boll & ANY Actor, Camera or Screenplay
Cameron Diaz & Ashton Kutcher - WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS
Paris Hilton and either Christine Lakin or Joel David Moore - HOTTIE & THE NOTTIE
Larry the Cable Guy & Jenny McCarthy - WITLESS PROTECTION
Eddie Murphy IN Eddie Murphy - MEET DAVE
Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-Off or Sequel:
The Day The Earth Blowed Up Real Good
Disaster Movie and Meet The Spartans
Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of The Crystal Skull
Speed Racer
Star Wars: The Clone Wars
Worst Director:
Uwe Boll - 1968: Tunnel Rats, In The Name Of The King and Postal
Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer - DISASTER MOVIE and MEET THE SPARTANS
Tom Putnam - THE HOTTIE AND THE NOTTIE
Marco Schnabel - THE LOVE GURU
M. Night Shyamalan - THE HAPPENING
Worst Screenplay:
Disaster Movie and Meet The Spartans - Both Written By Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer
The Happening - Written By M. Night Shyamalan
The Hottie And The Nottie - Written By Heidi Ferrer
In The Name Of The King: A Dungeon Siege Tale - Screenplay By Doug Taylor
The Love Guru - Written By Mike Myers & Graham Gordy
Worst Career Achievement (Special Category!):
Uwe Boll (Germany’s Answer to Ed Wood)
Das scheint das Jahr der Doppel- bzw. Mehrfach-Nominierungen zu sein. Und diesmal wollen sie wohl sicherstellen, dass Uwe Boll nicht ohne einen Razzie nach Hause geht. Aber Boll nimmt die ganze Sache ziemlich locker. Bis auf die Nominierungen für Speed Racer (total unterschätzt) und Ben Kingsley (ich glaube nicht, dass War, Inc. und The Wackness so schlecht sind) bin ich mit den meisten Nominierungen einverstanden.


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